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A little Danny ficlet

"Fly, Jack" - by Emma Nisbet

"Can I have a drink please, Jack?"

"Sure you can. What do you want to drink?"

"Lemonade please."

"One lemonade coming up."

"But I wanted the green cup, Jack. I don't like the blue one."

"Well, I've poured it in the blue one now. Blue's a good colour too."

"But I want the green cup."

"…and I said, I've already put it in the blue one so drink up."

"But I want the green cup."

"It's not up for debate, it's the same drink, just in the blue cup. Now drink."

"But I want the green cup."

"You'll just be making more washing up, the blue cup's already got the drink in it."

"I want the green cup. I want the green cup. I want the green cup. I want the green cup."

"OK, OK, one green cup coming up!"

~#~

"Jaaack."

"What, Danny?"

"There's a bee here, Jack."

"That's not a bee, Danny. It's just a little fly. Ignore him and he'll leave you alone."

"He's not leaving me alone, Jack."

"Just ignore him, Danny. He's not harming anyone."

"'Kay, Jack."

~#~

"Jaaack!"

"What's up, Danny."

"Drink's spilt, Jack."

"You knock it over, Danny?"

"Fly did it, Jack."

"Sure he did, Danny. Little fly knocked over that great big cup all on his own?"

"Yeah, he did."

"Hmmm, there you go. All soaked up. Leave the towel there in case you need it again."

"'Kay, Jack."

~#~

"Jaaack."

"What is it, Danny?"

"Need another drink, Jack."

"Sorry, Danny. Of course you do. More lemonade?"

"Yes please, Jack."

"Here you are, Sport."

"But I wanted the yellow cup."

"…and what's wrong with this green one? You were using it about 20 seconds ago, before 'the fly' spilt it."

"It's dirty. I want the yellow cup, Jack."

'God, give me strength.' "One yellow cup coming up."

~#~

"Jaaack."

"What, Danny?"

"Fly's sittin' on the towel, Jack."

"That's OK, Danny. Leave him be."

"'Kay, Jack."

~#~

"Jaaack."

"Yeah, Danny?"

"Fly's gone, Jack."

"That's good, Danny."

"Can I go play now, Jack?"

"Sure thing, Danny. Have fun."